COMETS HARVEST: The Last Dance at the Galaxy Cup [For the Canucks]

One night and one more time Thanks for the memories Even though they weren't so great "He tastes like you only sweeter." The great poets Fall out Boy summarized the Utica Comets history better than a thousand monkeys working on a thousand typewriters writing the great Canadian analogy ever could. The last line, in particular, … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: The Last Dance at the Galaxy Cup [For the Canucks]

COMETS HARVEST: Rematches and Reconnected Controllers

https://youtu.be/fW0k9_OOBuo So that we're all aware of my mental state coming into tonight's re-re-re-rematch between the Utica Comets and the Syracuse Crunch--the above video is where my head is presently at, and it's giving me life. And maybe, just maybe, the good vibes I'm feeling tonight will travel 4700 kilometres eastward to the Adirondack Bank … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: Rematches and Reconnected Controllers

COMETS HARVEST: Moving and Snoozing Edition

https://twitter.com/Canucks/status/1389739123158642693 Let's talk about Utica for a bit, shall we? As an avid Farmies/CometsHarvest reader, I'm sure you've noticed my shoutouts to the locals, whether that be in clips, tweets, screenshots, or in some cases even radio hits with the local ESPN KROCK team. The Utica Comets faithful have taken care of Vancouver's prospects, and … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: Moving and Snoozing Edition

COMETS HARVEST: Jonah Goaldjovich Does the Thing! Twice!

The Comets look to rebound from a devastating 7-1 loss to the Syracuse Crunch when they face off against the *checks notes* Syracuse Crunch. Yeah, the schedule gets pretty bland and repetitive from here on out. Six of the next eleven games come against either Syracuse or Rochester, so variety will be out the window. … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: Jonah Goaldjovich Does the Thing! Twice!

COMETS HARVEST: Woo-Gang Ain’t Nuttin To F**k Wit

After posting last night's recap, I stayed up until midnight recording a deadline recap episode of the CreaseCast podcast. Check it out! After a 5:30 AM  wakeup, safe to say I'm feeling pretty exhausted. Thus, this will probably be a lowkey game recap that relies a lot on gifs to summarize my thoughts instead of … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: Woo-Gang Ain’t Nuttin To F**k Wit

COMETS HARVEST: First Blood Part 2

A quick turnaround for the Utica Comets as they return to action for the first time in a month with a back-to-back. I'm not sure what the impetus was to jamming the Comets schedule with games? Including last night's game against Rochester, the Comets are in the midst of a four-in-six stretch; they play eleven … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: First Blood Part 2

COMETS HARVEST: Apocalypse Crunch: Redux

Fresh off their absolute destruction of the Rochester Americans, the Utica Comets are back at it again in dem white vans as they hit the road for an away game against the Syracuse Crunch! The Comets have split the season series with the Crunch, 1-1-0-0, with both teams trading blowout victories. The Crunch are currently … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: Apocalypse Crunch: Redux

Comets Harvest: The Syracuse Squish versus the Utica Meteorites

Pre-gameage: Hello all, and welcome to another edition of the Comets Harvest! Tonight's game is a rematch of the Comets' first blowout loss of the season. A 6-1 drubbing at the hands of the Syracuse Crunch. Avid readers of the Harvest will remember that the Comets were at a spectacular disadvantage, playing their second game … Continue reading Comets Harvest: The Syracuse Squish versus the Utica Meteorites

COMETS HARVEST 3.2: The Utica Cocoa Comets vs. Syracuse Peanut Butter Crunch

Tonight's paragraph headers brought to you by Set Your Goals Who Are You to Say What is Real? Soak it in Canucks fans. As the great Skinny Elizabeth once said, "the Boys are in fact back in town." Kings of the castle, the Comets/Blues rampage look to shake off a bit more rust as they … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST 3.2: The Utica Cocoa Comets vs. Syracuse Peanut Butter Crunch

3/11/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Syracuse Crunch

Good evening Canucks Nation, things are looking way brighter on the west coast after that big shootout win over the Islanders, while, on the other side of the continent, things are lookin' Willie D levels of "real gud" for the Utica Comets. The Comets have had a roller-coaster of a season. After picking up 54 points through … Continue reading 3/11/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Syracuse Crunch