2020-21 Utica Comets: Season Deep-Dive and Player Reviews

And now, 11,000 words on why the Canucks sucked last season! ... ... ... Just kidding! I think we've read enough about that by now! Instead, here's 11,000 words on the Utica Comets 2020-21 season and the Canucks players who skated for them! Click here to skip to the player reviews (please don't, I spent … Continue reading 2020-21 Utica Comets: Season Deep-Dive and Player Reviews

COMETS HARVEST: The AHL is a Flat Circle

The Rath of Bone https://twitter.com/CodySevertson/status/1367187592274317313?s=20 It was quite the weekend debut for Rack Jathbone! Four points in two games, with three of the four coming at 5v5. I mean, what more can I say. Besides his actual offensive production, the guy has NHL speed and skating, vision, and defensive play. There were times in Friday's … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: The AHL is a Flat Circle

COMETS HARVEST: Apocalypse Crunch: Redux

Fresh off their absolute destruction of the Rochester Americans, the Utica Comets are back at it again in dem white vans as they hit the road for an away game against the Syracuse Crunch! The Comets have split the season series with the Crunch, 1-1-0-0, with both teams trading blowout victories. The Crunch are currently … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: Apocalypse Crunch: Redux

COMETS HARVEST: Utica Space Minerals vs. the Rochester Citizens of the USA

Damn, Utica! Back at it again with dem back-to-backs! I glowed about this young Comets teams' 5v5 play in my latest prospect update; Just a few days later, the Comets saw departures of several¬†key figures to the St. Louis Blues. The Blues are facing a brutal run of injury luck as of late. Carl Gunnarsson … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: Utica Space Minerals vs. the Rochester Citizens of the USA

Jumping to Conclusions: An Early Dive into the Stats of the Canucks AHL Prospects!

They've only played five games. There's been a sandwiching effect on the talent-level, AHL-wide, due to the advent of Taxi-Squads. Including the Utica Comets, there has been significant evaporation of top-level players, plus a thrust/influx of lesser and inexperienced talent up and into the bottom and middle of AHL lineups. Maybe, they are too young … Continue reading Jumping to Conclusions: An Early Dive into the Stats of the Canucks AHL Prospects!

COMETS HARVEST: Utica Space Minerals vs. The Rochester United States Citizens

Pre-Gameage: Well, folks, it's a quick turnaround for the Comets! This means my favourite thing ever! Half-hearted pre-ambles! After a dominant effort against the Crunch, I expect a bit of a sleepy effort from the Comets tonight. Rochester is coming in fresh, and the last time this happened, they out-controlled their opponent but still wound … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: Utica Space Minerals vs. The Rochester United States Citizens

Comets Harvest: The Syracuse Squish versus the Utica Meteorites

Pre-gameage: Hello all, and welcome to another edition of the Comets Harvest! Tonight's game is a rematch of the Comets' first blowout loss of the season. A 6-1 drubbing at the hands of the Syracuse Crunch. Avid readers of the Harvest will remember that the Comets were at a spectacular disadvantage, playing their second game … Continue reading Comets Harvest: The Syracuse Squish versus the Utica Meteorites

Comets Harvest: The Utica Space Rocks vs. the Binghamton Satans

No song-lyric paragraph headers tonight, but Cody's weekend vibes brought to you by Harbour. Pre-Amble Stuff: Don't fret Canucks nation! Despite the Canucks six-game losing streak, there are, believe it or not,¬†some things to be positive about! It's freezing fucking cold. The local Timmy's is fucking discontinuing long-john donuts. TSN1040 got ethered out of fucking … Continue reading Comets Harvest: The Utica Space Rocks vs. the Binghamton Satans

COMETS HARVEST 3.2: The Utica Cocoa Comets vs. Syracuse Peanut Butter Crunch

Tonight's paragraph headers brought to you by Set Your Goals Who Are You to Say What is Real? Soak it in Canucks fans. As the great Skinny Elizabeth once said, "the Boys are in fact back in town." Kings of the castle, the Comets/Blues rampage look to shake off a bit more rust as they … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST 3.2: The Utica Cocoa Comets vs. Syracuse Peanut Butter Crunch

COMETS HARVEST 3.1: The Utica Blues v. the Rochester Amerks

Bring It All Back Now 331 days ago, the Comets concluded their 2019-20 campaign with one of their worst performances. After scoring the game's opening goal, a powerplay tally from Justin Bailey, the Comets gave up three straight, all in a very "2021 Canucks"-like manner. First, poor defensive coverage from Mitch Eliot and John Stevens … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST 3.1: The Utica Blues v. the Rochester Amerks