2020-21 Utica Comets: Season Deep-Dive and Player Reviews

And now, 11,000 words on why the Canucks sucked last season! ... ... ... Just kidding! I think we've read enough about that by now! Instead, here's 11,000 words on the Utica Comets 2020-21 season and the Canucks players who skated for them! Click here to skip to the player reviews (please don't, I spent … Continue reading 2020-21 Utica Comets: Season Deep-Dive and Player Reviews

COMETS HARVEST: The Final Friday

For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same. Ice Cube's character, from F. Gary Gray's cult classic, Friday, summarized it best. After this weekend, the neighbourhood will never be the same. The Vancouver hockey landscape will never be the same. For the first … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: The Final Friday

COMETS HARVEST: A Final Goodbye to the City of Utica

https://twitter.com/UticaComets/status/1392541202281648129?s=20 I have seen things you wouldn't believe. Five attackers setting up to fire below the circles. I've watched a journeyman AHL tweener turn into a Sedin twin at the twilight of his Canucks career. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time ...to move. Tonight is the last home … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: A Final Goodbye to the City of Utica

COMETS HARVEST: Rematches and Reconnected Controllers

https://youtu.be/fW0k9_OOBuo So that we're all aware of my mental state coming into tonight's re-re-re-rematch between the Utica Comets and the Syracuse Crunch--the above video is where my head is presently at, and it's giving me life. And maybe, just maybe, the good vibes I'm feeling tonight will travel 4700 kilometres eastward to the Adirondack Bank … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: Rematches and Reconnected Controllers

COMETS HARVEST: Moving and Snoozing Edition

https://twitter.com/Canucks/status/1389739123158642693 Let's talk about Utica for a bit, shall we? As an avid Farmies/CometsHarvest reader, I'm sure you've noticed my shoutouts to the locals, whether that be in clips, tweets, screenshots, or in some cases even radio hits with the local ESPN KROCK team. The Utica Comets faithful have taken care of Vancouver's prospects, and … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: Moving and Snoozing Edition

COMETS HARVEST: Jonah Goaldjovich Does the Thing! Twice!

The Comets look to rebound from a devastating 7-1 loss to the Syracuse Crunch when they face off against the *checks notes* Syracuse Crunch. Yeah, the schedule gets pretty bland and repetitive from here on out. Six of the next eleven games come against either Syracuse or Rochester, so variety will be out the window. … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: Jonah Goaldjovich Does the Thing! Twice!

COMETS HARVEST: The Gang Opens the Floodgates

Following their gruelling shutout victory over the Binghamton Devils, the Utica Comets look for their second straight win tonight against the Rochester Americans! The 'Merks and the 'Mets...wait, that doesn't sound right. The 'Merks and the Comets have split wins through six games this season, with Utica barely edging the 'Merks by a single point, … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: The Gang Opens the Floodgates

COMETS HARVEST: Woo-Gang Ain’t Nuttin To F**k Wit

After posting last night's recap, I stayed up until midnight recording a deadline recap episode of the CreaseCast podcast. Check it out! After a 5:30 AMĀ  wakeup, safe to say I'm feeling pretty exhausted. Thus, this will probably be a lowkey game recap that relies a lot on gifs to summarize my thoughts instead of … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: Woo-Gang Ain’t Nuttin To F**k Wit

COMETS HARVEST: ROCHE5TER @ UTICA

Admirable Bone-to-pick: https://twitter.com/CodySevertson/status/1368801701893795841?s=20 So was everyone going to keep watching me pump out charts with the wrong season listed for the entire year without saying anything!? This entire time, I had been posting charts dated 2019-20?!?! "Why didn't anyone tell me!? I've been making an idiot out of myself!"   THE SEASON IS A FLAT … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: ROCHE5TER @ UTICA

COMETS HARVEST: The AHL is a Flat Circle

The Rath of Bone https://twitter.com/CodySevertson/status/1367187592274317313?s=20 It was quite the weekend debut for Rack Jathbone! Four points in two games, with three of the four coming at 5v5. I mean, what more can I say. Besides his actual offensive production, the guy has NHL speed and skating, vision, and defensive play. There were times in Friday's … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: The AHL is a Flat Circle